Liv's Guide To Being A Diva
Hey gorgeous girls! Liv here. Your fave singer, actor, BFF, sister, sister from another mister, AND highly-acclaimed diva extraordinaire. Here's my guide on how to strut your stuff with attitude, confidence, and heels. If you want to achieve Liv-level diva brilliance but you just have no clue where to start, don’t fret my sweet angels. I have compiled a wonderful little list of tips, trick, and instructions. If you follow these adorable rules, soon enough, you’ll be just like me and annoy Maddie SO MUCH. ;)
Sparkle and shine and glimmer as much as physically possible
You want everyone’s eyes to always be on YOU and a good way to achieve that is by covering yourself in anything that sparkles in the light, like, um, sparkles. Sparkly makeup, sparkly shoes, and sparkly dresses are all excellent.
Pants are your enemy - unless you’re camping, which is also your enemy
NEVER WEAR PANTS OR SHORTS UNLESS THEY’RE SUPER CUTE. Okay, but actually though, I wear pants like once a season when I want to chill out and forget how perfect skirts are. So, like, do it on occasion, but generally stay away.
Your hair should always be styled, voluminous, and NOT in a pony tail
NEVER PUT YOUR HAIR IN A PONYTAIL OR UP AT ALL UNLESS IN A PROM UPDO. I know that my advice may seem dramatic, but trust me, divas need to consistently whip their wavy hair around whenever possible. It makes a statement! You have to have it down to do that.
Make your priority YOU and ONLY YOU and sometimes others as well
Look, your friends and family and pets are important. Don’t get me wrong. They’re SO important but just not as important as you. Do you know what I mean? Don’t be selfish or anything. That would be RUDE.
Your lips should look naturally pink as in you are wearing pink lipstick
Your actual lip colour is the colour of whatever shade of pink lipstick you own. Keep it in your hand at all times. Also, it’s good for protection in the hot sun. I’m like a doctor. LOL!
The more colour you wear the more you won’t fade into the background
Black is for funerals, white is for weddings and grey is for nothing. Don’t ever wear grey. It’s the WORST. Like the pants thing.
Research the latest trends every single day without fail
You should study fashion like it’s a science or the news or a long novel for school that you don’t want to read. Buy every mag on sale. Vogue is your bible. Just KEEP LEARNING FOREVER.
Stay away from sports, mud, and the general outdoors
And a good way to not be gross and sweaty is to steer clear of any physical activities that aren’t yoga, step aerobics, and running around frantically in a mall which is the best exercise ever.
Take every opportunity to sing and make people listen to you sing
You’re a performer in your heart, body, and soul and you should never stop performing, even when your friends beg you to quit belting show tunes on a bus. They don’t know a high note when they hear one. What if some big music producer is nearby? Or AMERICAN IDOL?
High heels are the only shoe that your feet fit into
Flats are fine for lounging or chores or working on a farm, but when you’re not doing any of those things you should look taller than you are. Elevate yourself, physically, spiritually, and intellectually. Slip into a pair of stilettos and you’ll feel way more powerful and confident.
Always have a purse on you filled with emergency supplies
You never know who you might run into at an event so you should be prepared to look stellar. But, sometimes make-up smudges or wears off or becomes uneven. Time to reapply! Thankfully you have a whole kit to help.